牛年杀牛 我心依旧

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今天回学校上网,发现牛博(www.bullog.cn)被封,据说理由是"大量登载时政类有害信息、低俗信息"。看来ZF终于发觉一个个地删博客太麻烦,不如来个满门抄斩连根拔,连那个叫嚣"时刻准备着"的牛博国际(境外服务器)也一并关了,真正做到釜底抽薪,以绝后患。 

     牛年杀牛,不亦乐乎。此牛一倒,周局长们从此不必裸奔,又可以放心大胆在会议上抽天价烟戴名表了,强 部长们再努努力就可以占领天涯了,林书记们可以继续玩萝莉控了;秋雨大师可以继续含泪了,兆山湿人可以继续进行"羡鬼体"的创作了;瓮-安姑娘、北京刀 客、湖南女教师、结石宝宝们都可以波澜不惊地安静死去了.......从此天下无事,盛世和谐。

     我不太爱看斗牛表演,觉得那是残害动物,我爱吃牛肉,但也希望牛死得有尊严,至少死得隐蔽。但很多人爱看斗牛,并把自己当成现实中的斗牛士,冷血地虐杀别 人之余,还不忘摆出优雅的pose,亮出替天行道的幌子。因此我看斗牛时总有一种恶毒的期盼,希望斗牛士出现失误,在公牛追逐下仪态尽失地疯狂逃命,但这 种情况出现的概率小之又小,原因是斗牛规则是人定的而不是牛定的,而且人手上掌握着致命武器,牛所面对的根本不是一个公平竞争的环境。所以我最爱看的是奔 牛节,这才是双方真实实力的体现,看看人们是如何惊恐地发足狂奔吧,而我的favorite就是看那些血性的公牛将钢硬的犄角深深抵入那些犯贱家伙的屁 眼,然后轻盈地往上一挑的画面。

      牛博这次又倒了,就是因为它的犄角捅了某些人的屁眼,让这些厮们很不爽。于是他们用斗牛时采用的不公平策略将牛放倒。可是一个Bullog倒了,千千万万 的Bullogger还在,他们在用冷静的目光凝视着斗牛士滑稽而拙劣的表演;牛博倒了,还会有熊博、马博、猪博、羊博、虎博、龙博、久久鸭 博......斗牛士会发现他即将面对的是一个万众博起的时代。

      牛博必倒。因为结局将是庶民的胜利。献上一首RATM的《Bulls On Parade》。我们将和Zack De La Rocha一起高唱:Come wit it now! / Come wit it now! / Bulls on parade! /Bulls on parade! /Bulls on parade! /Bulls on parade! /Bulls on parade!

Come wit it now!
Come wit it now!
The microphone explodes, shattering the molds
Either drop tha hits like de la O or get tha fuck off tha commode
Wit tha sure shot, sure ta make tha bodies drop
Drop an don't copy yo, don't call this a co-op
Terror rains drenchin', quenchin' tha thirst of tha power dons
That five sided fist-a-gon
Tha rotten sore on tha face of mother earth gets bigger
Tha triggers cold empty ya purse
Rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells
Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes
Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal
I walk tha corner to tha rubble that used to be a library
Line up to tha mind cemetary now
What we don't know keeps tha contracts alive an movin'
They don't gotta burn tha books they just remove 'em
While arms warehouses fill as quick as tha cells
Rally round tha family, pockets full of shells
Rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells
Bulls on parade
Come wit it now!
Come wit it now!
Bulls on parade!
Bulls on parade!
Bulls on parade!
Bulls on parade!
Bulls on parade!

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